ZQoTD, "I'm not making this up" edition

[seldnei]

Actually from yesterday ...

Z: (singing softly) Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts ...

L: Are you singing "great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts"?

Z: Yup.

L: Ew!

Z: Why is it ew?

L: Greasy grimy gopher guts are gross.

Z: (sings) Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts ... they're nutritious, Mom!

Periodically as we drove home, he would sing and then add, "They're nutritious!" in his best advertising voice.