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Sep. 18th, 2007 07:00 pmThe Zweeble is five months old today--just a couple of hours shy of the exact time.
Happy birthday, big guy. :)
Happy birthday, big guy. :)
Sep. 18th, 2007
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Sep. 18th, 2007 09:55 pmHmmm ... this should be interesting:
Write yourself a dating ad.
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
MF with kid, seeks companion into scars and/or stretch marks, to hang out with, read comics, and watch Doctor Who. Misanthropy ok, not so much the misogyny. Don't know what those words mean? Not interested. 'Cause I'm smart. And cranky. Love of puns a plus.
(You know, I think I screwed up. I think that sounds entirely appealing.)
Write yourself a dating ad.
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
MF with kid, seeks companion into scars and/or stretch marks, to hang out with, read comics, and watch Doctor Who. Misanthropy ok, not so much the misogyny. Don't know what those words mean? Not interested. 'Cause I'm smart. And cranky. Love of puns a plus.
(You know, I think I screwed up. I think that sounds entirely appealing.)