scenes from my marriage

Scott: Bleah! Blugh! (various "oh-that-was-nasty" sounds) God, I need to get the taste out of my--where's the yellow Gatoraide?

Laura: What did you drink? (finds a bottle of yellow Gatoraide, offers it)

Scott: No, the half-full one.

Laura: No idea where it is. What did you drink? (opens fridge, has flash of intuition) The baby's Pedialyte? I tried it--I didn't think it really had a taste.

Scott: It does, drink more!

Laura: No.

Scott: I don't get you.

(Pause.)

Laura: I have to post on LiveJournal.