Oh my god.

So we have these mostly-on-the-internet* friends, who are cool and think the Z. is teh awesome.

They're buying him the cow pillow** and sending it via Amazon Prime to get here tomorrow.

How the hell am I supposed to be all Scrooge-y now, Spirits?!?!?!

Ho ho ho!


*we've met them once in real life.

**which we've all been hunting for the past two days.