A Letter to My Husband
Feb. 22nd, 2010 10:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
seldneiMost Wonderful and Loving Man,
In future, when you retire for the evening whilst your Loving Wife remains toiling* in her office, please be so kind as to leave burning some sort of electrical illumination betwixt said workplace and the budoir. Thus your ever-charming other half may join you in the marital bed without undue harm to herself or the furnishings of our home. She respectfully submits that were you to actually succeed in killing her, you might not be aware of how to balance the family finances.
With much love,
Yr. Loving Wife,
Laura
*and by "toiling" I mean "surfing the web for half an hour after I finished my work, when I could have been reading my book."
In future, when you retire for the evening whilst your Loving Wife remains toiling* in her office, please be so kind as to leave burning some sort of electrical illumination betwixt said workplace and the budoir. Thus your ever-charming other half may join you in the marital bed without undue harm to herself or the furnishings of our home. She respectfully submits that were you to actually succeed in killing her, you might not be aware of how to balance the family finances.
With much love,
Yr. Loving Wife,
Laura
*and by "toiling" I mean "surfing the web for half an hour after I finished my work, when I could have been reading my book."
