seldnei | from the Zweeble's journal

It totally sucks being a baby--Mom's all in my face and going, "No, you can't play with the plastic bags," and "Every time you eat paper you throw up so don't eat the magazines," and Dad's all, "Don't chew on the DVD player" and "You can't climb into the dishwasher." And they're both into this stupid "naptime" thing--I don't know where that idea came from, but it sucks, too.

I can't wait to be a teenager. Then they'll be sorry. I shall wreak my bloody vengea--oooh, boxes! And peekaboo! Mom's playing peekaboo! RAWK!