seldnei | How did I not know about Jonathan Coulton before?

After a day like today that involved running over the stroller and being ... well, frankly, peed on (sorry, but there it is), it's nice to kick back, relax, and listen to music with lyrics like this:

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

I'm so into you
But I'm way too smart for you
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy
I'm not surprised that you agree
If you could find some way to be
A little bit less afraid of me
You'd see the voices that control me from inside my head
Say I shouldn't kill you yet

--Jonathan Coulton, "Skullcrusher Mountain"

It was "The Future Soon" that did it. I haven't found a new Laura song in years, and she gets bionic eyes!