I'm not making this up

[seldnei]

I'm 45 minutes early for my doctor's appointment, and Mr. Z is asleep, so here we sit in the paeking lot so he can snooze some more.

He got a Venom toy in his Happy Meal today, so we discussed Venom:

Z: "He's funny!"

L: "He's a bad guy."

Z: "Bad guy is funny."

Z (later): "Venom is hungry."

L: "Venom is always hungry."

Z: "I'm squishin' him."

L: "Good for you!"

Z: "Venom is squishy?"

L: (considering) "Probably--I mean, the symbiote stretches and changes shape a lot, even while on the host, so yes, Venom is probably squishy."

Z: "I'm squishin' him."