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Last night the Zweeble shoved two pieces of hot dog into his mouth and proceeded to climb over the arm of the couch in order to get to his robot spider space ship. Two hot dog pieces in his mouth! The #1 cause of choking in small children! Saints preserve us, for god's sake!
Laura: He's trying to kill me!
Scott: (unimpressed) Z., are you trying to kill Mommy?
Z: (playing) No. This is a fake spider.
II.
Today, he's been pretending to be a turtle. He's been a purple one, a red one with white spots, and a yellow one.
Z: (jumping up and down on the bed) Mom, you have to watch a TV show called "Baby Turtles--In SPAAACE!"
Last night the Zweeble shoved two pieces of hot dog into his mouth and proceeded to climb over the arm of the couch in order to get to his robot spider space ship. Two hot dog pieces in his mouth! The #1 cause of choking in small children! Saints preserve us, for god's sake!
Laura: He's trying to kill me!
Scott: (unimpressed) Z., are you trying to kill Mommy?
Z: (playing) No. This is a fake spider.
II.
Today, he's been pretending to be a turtle. He's been a purple one, a red one with white spots, and a yellow one.
Z: (jumping up and down on the bed) Mom, you have to watch a TV show called "Baby Turtles--In SPAAACE!"
