So my parents and I went to see “The Dark

[seldnei]

So my parents and I went to see “The Dark Tower” today (my mom liked it, I … did not).

The order of previews was

1. Manly Soldier With PTSD and All the Attendant Cliches Prestige Movie

2. Kingsmen 2

3. Manly Firemen Prestige Movie Starring Dude from Manly Soldier With PTSD Movie and All the Cliches the Manly Soldier Movie Didn’t Cover

4. Polyamorous D/s Creator of Wonder Woman Biopic

And, like … someone did that on purpose, right?

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