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Well, how annoying.

Hey, [livejournal.com profile] dealio? The dead are coming back to life. Your mother's watching the baby; I'm putting up the hurricane shutters. I managed to get ahold of Dad; he said he'd help us assault the pawn shop for weapons as soon as he gets Mom and Grandma here. I'm psyched--he's gonna teach me how to hotwire a cement truck!

To the rest of you: make sure to call out to us as you pound on the front door, so we know you're not undead. Bring canned goods and bottled water. And, you know, guns. Cricket bats. Your vinyl albums. Whatever you've got.

ETA: the neighbors behind us are all infected. I totally knew that my drill would come in handy during the Zombie Apocalypse. I remain unscathed.

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